FUNNY JOKES FOR KIDS
I love to tell awesome jokes for kids. I love teaching them easy jokes so they always have the ability to laugh or to make someone laugh.
From a young age, kids can start to comprehend jokes. The older they get the more complex the joke can become, but even my 4 year old loves a good kid joke.
Every child loves learning new jokes – and springing them on their friends and family! and every parent loves having a trove of hilarious jokes for kids.
Let’s be honest, kids are naturally funny little creatures. And the humorous things they say, whether they mean to say them or not, never fail to make parents laugh – especially when they’ve mastered their first official kid jokes. Not only is laughter the cure for grumpy mornings, but it can also be a great way for kids to relieve anxiety. After all, they don’t call it the best medicine for nothing. So they are the perfect people to teach jokes too and jokes are always a great way to pick people up.
You can share one of these jokes with your child when they’re down, or encourage them to use jokes when one of their friends could use a little extra kindness.
1. Why did the cracker go to the doctor ?
Answer : It felt crummy
2. What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called ?
Answer : Nacho Cheese
3. What’s black and white and read all over ?
Answer : The Newspaper
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award ?
Answer : It was outstanding in the field
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye ?
Answer : Between us, something smells
6. Who did the ghost take to the dance ?
Answer : His ghoul-friend
7. Why was six afraid of seven ?
Answer : Because seven ate nine
8. Why don’t any other shapes talk to circles ?
Answer : Because there’s no point
9. Why did the tomato blush ?
Answer : Because it saw salad dressing
10. Why did the skeleton quit her job ?
Answer : Her heart wasn’t in it
11. What did the little corn say to the mama corn ?
Answer : Where is pop corn ?
12. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play ?
Answer : Twister
13. Where do vampires keep their money ?
Answer : A Blood Bank
14. Why do bees have sticky hair ?
Answer : Because they use a honeycomb
15. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary ?
Answer : The thesaurus
16. What do you do if you get peanut butter on your doorknob ?
Answer : Use a door jam
17. What is a tree’s favorite beverage ?
Answer : Root Beer !
18. How do you know the ocean wants to be your friend ?
Answer : It waves
19. What kind of tree fits in your hand ?
Answer : A Palm Tree
20. Why can’t you tell a window a joke ?
Answer : It could crack up
21. How did the hair stylist beat everyone to the finish line ?
Answer : She knew a shortcut
22. What kind of water doesn’t freeze ?
Answer : Hot water
23. Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar ?
Answer : They each got six months
24. What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race ?
Answer : Nothing – they fast
25. What did the drummer name his twin daughters ?
Answer : Anna one, Anna two
26. How did the trash collector do on his first day at work ?
Answer : He just picked it up as he went
27. What did one DNA strand say to the other ?
Answer : How do these genes look on me ?
28. Why do melons have weddings ?
Answer : The lettuce was a head but the tomato tried to catchup
29. What do you call an ant who fights crime ?
Answer : A Vigilante!
30. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced ?
Answer : About a buck an ear
31. How can you tell a vampire has a cold ?
Answer : She starts coffin
32. Why did the banana go to the doctor ?
Answer : Because it wasn’t peeling well
33. Why was the mushroom the life of the party ?
Answer : It was a fungi
34. What do you call a funny mountain ?
Answer : Hill-arious
35. How do pickles enjoy a day out ?
Answer : They relish it
36. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter ?
Answer : Arrrrrr
37. What does a book do in the winter ?
Answer : Puts on a jacket
38. What kind of haircuts do bees get ?
Answer : Buzzzzcuts
39. Why was the broom running late ?
Answer : It over-swept
40. What did the flower say after it told a joke ?
Answer : I was just pollen your leg
41. Why are robots never afraid ?
Answer : They have nerves of steel
42. Why did the cabbage win the race ?
Answer : Because it was a-head
43. How does a hurricane see ?
Answer : With One Eye
44. What is blue but not heavy ?
Answer : Light Blue
45. Why did the cell phone get glasses ?
Answer : Because she lost all her contacts
46. How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend ?
Answer : He gave her a ring
47. What’s the best thing to put into a pie ?
Answer : Your Teeth
48. How does a cucumber become a pickle ?
Answer : It goes through a jarring experience
49. What’s red and bad for your teeth ?
Answer : A Brick
50. What kind of teeth cost one dollar ?
Answer : Buck teeth
