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I love to tell awesome jokes for kids. I love teaching them easy jokes so they always have the ability to laugh or to make someone laugh.

From a young age, kids can start to comprehend jokes. The older they get the more complex the joke can become, but even my 4 year old loves a good kid joke.

Every child loves learning new jokes - and springing them on their friends and family! and every parent loves having a trove of hilarious jokes for kids.

Let's be honest, kids are naturally funny little creatures. And the humorous things they say, whether they mean to say them or not, never fail to make parents laugh - especially when they've mastered their first official kid jokes. Not only is laughter the cure for grumpy mornings, but it can also be a great way for kids to relieve anxiety. After all, they don't call it the best medicine for nothing.  So they are the perfect people to teach jokes too and jokes are always a great way to pick people up. 

You can share one of these jokes with your child when they're down, or encourage them to use jokes when one of their friends could use a little extra kindness.


1. Why did the cracker go to the doctor ?

Answer : It felt crummy

2. What is cheese that doesn't belong to you called ?

Answer : Nacho Cheese

3. What's black and white and read all over ?

Answer : The Newspaper

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award ?

Answer : It was outstanding in the field

5. What did the left eye say to the right eye ?

Answer : Between us, something smells

6. Who did the ghost take to the dance ?

Answer : His ghoul-friend

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7. Why was six afraid of seven ?

Answer : Because seven ate nine

8. Why don't any other shapes talk to circles ?

Answer : Because there's no point

9. Why did the tomato blush ?

Answer : Because it saw salad dressing

10. Why did the skeleton quit her job ?

Answer : Her heart wasn't in it

11. What did the little corn say to the mama corn ?

Answer : Where is pop corn ?

12. What is a tornado's favorite game to play ?

Answer : Twister

13. Where do vampires keep their money ?

Answer : A Blood Bank


14. Why do bees have sticky hair ?

Answer : Because they use a honeycomb

15. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary ?

Answer : The thesaurus

16.  What do you do if you get peanut butter on your doorknob ?

Answer : Use a door jam

17. What is a tree's favorite beverage ?

Answer : Root Beer !

18. How do you know the ocean wants to be your friend ?

Answer : It waves

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19. What kind of tree fits in your hand ?

Answer : A Palm Tree

20. Why can't you tell a window a joke ?

Answer : It could crack up

21. How did the hair stylist beat everyone to the finish line ?

Answer : She knew a shortcut

22. What kind of water doesn't freeze ?

Answer : Hot water

23. Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar ?

Answer : They each got six months

24. What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race ?

Answer : Nothing - they fast

25. What did the drummer name his twin daughters ?

Answer : Anna one, Anna two

26. How did the trash collector do on his first day at work ?

Answer : He just picked it up as he went

27. What did one DNA strand say to the other ?

Answer : How do these genes look on me ?

28. Why do melons have weddings ?

Answer : The lettuce was a head but the tomato tried to catchup

29. What do you call an ant who fights crime ?

Answer : A Vigilante!

30. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced ?

Answer : About a buck an ear

31. How can you tell a vampire has a cold ?

Answer : She starts coffin


32. Why did the banana go to the doctor ?

Answer : Because it wasn't peeling well

33. Why was the mushroom the life of the party ?

Answer : It was a fungi

34. What do you call a funny mountain ?

Answer : Hill-arious

35. How do pickles enjoy a day out ?

Answer : They relish it

36. What's a pirate's favorite letter ?

Answer : Arrrrrr

37. What does a book do in the winter ?

Answer : Puts on a jacket

38. What kind of haircuts do bees get ?

Answer : Buzzzzcuts

39. Why was the broom running late ?

Answer : It over-swept

40. What did the flower say after it told a joke ?

Answer : I was just pollen your leg

41. Why are robots never afraid ?

Answer : They have nerves of steel

42. Why did the cabbage win the race ?

Answer : Because it was a-head

43. How does a hurricane see ?

Answer : With One Eye

44. What is blue but not heavy ?

Answer : Light Blue

45. Why did the cell phone get glasses ?

Answer : Because she lost all her contacts

46. How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend ?

Answer : He gave her a ring

47. What's the best thing to put into a pie ?

Answer : Your Teeth

48. How does a cucumber become a pickle ?

Answer : It goes through a jarring experience 

49. What's red and bad for your teeth ?

Answer : A Brick


50. What kind of teeth cost one dollar ?

Answer : Buck teeth



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