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The best part about this list of funny short jokes is that they're all squeaky clean and great for telling audiences of kids and adults! When you develop a kid's joke-telling ability you're subconsciously building their self-esteem as they perform them and help them grow in their wit, timing and language. Plus, all of these jokes are nice and short so it's not a lot to memorize!
Below are 30 of the best jokes. Crack up your child with these clean jokes, whenever you both need a good laugh because the giggles from kids' jokes are infectious. Compete with your family and try to guess an answer!

1. Which hand is it better to write with ?

Answer : Neither, it's better to write with a pencil !

2. How do you get an astronaut's baby to stop crying ?

Answer : You Rocket !

3. What does a rain cloud wear under his pants ?

Answer : Thunderwear !

4. What did the buffalo say when his little boy left for school ?

Answer : Bison!

5. Why was the math book sad ?

Answer : Because it has so many problems!

6. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants ?

Answer : In case he got a hole in one!

7. Where do polar bears keep their money ?

Answer : In a snow bank !

8. What do you call a duck that loves making jokes ?

Answer : A Wise-Quacker !

9. What has four wheels and flies ?

Answer : A Garbage Truck !

10. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't show up ?

Answer : Someday my prints will come!

11. Where should a 500-pound alien go ?

Answer : On a diet !

12. What did one toilet say to the other ?

Answer : You look a bit flushed !

13. Why did the banana go to the doctor ?

Answer : It wasn't peeling well

14. What do you call a pig that does karate ?

Answer : A Pork Chop !

15. Why don't scientists trust atoms ?

Answer : Because they make up everything !

16. Why does the moon say she doesn't want to eat ?

Answer : She's full !

17. What did one hat say to the other ?

Answer : Stay here, I'm going on ahead !

18. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ?

Answer : The same middle name !

19. What did the traffic light say to the car ?

Answer : Don't look. I'm about to change

20. Why can't you hand be 12 inches long ?

Answer : Because then it would be a foot

21. What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Answer : Nacho Cheese 

22. Why is it so windy inside a stadium ?

Answer : There are thousands of fans

23. What do you call a sleeping bull ?

Answer : A Bulldozer 

24. Why didn't the skeleton go see the scary movie ?

Answer : Because it didn't have the guts


25. Why can't Elsa have a balloon ?

Answer : Because she'll let it go !

26. How do you get a squirrel to like you ?

Answer : Act like a nut !

27. What did the little corn say to the mama corn ?

Answer : Where is pop corn 

28. Why did the cookie go to the hospital ?

Answer : Because he felt crummy 

29. What did the left eye say to the right eye ?

Answer : Between us, something smells !

30. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert ?

Answer : Because she was stuffed !

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