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1. What's is a snake's favorite subject in school ?

ANSWER : Hisssssstory

2. Which school supply is king of the classroom ?

ANSWER : A ruler

3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school ?

ANSWER : Because her students were so bright

4. What time would it be if Godzilla came to school ?

ANSWER : Time to run !

5. Whaat is a witch's favorite subject in school ?

ANSWER : Spelling!

6. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water ?

ANSWER : The "C"

7. What's the best place to grow flowers in school ?

ANSWER : In Kindergarden

8. Why did the teacher draw on the window ?

ANSWER : Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

9. What do elves learn in school ?

ANSWER : The elf-a-bet

10. Why did the egg get thrown out of class ?

ANSWER : Because he kept telling yolks

11. Why did the dog do so well in school ?

ANSWER : Because he was the teacher's pet

12. Why are fish so smart ?

ANSWER : Because they live in schools

13. Why do magicians do so well in school ?

ANSWER : They're good at trick questions

14. What do you need to go to high school ?

ANSWER : A Ladder

15. why did the kid eat his homework ?

ANSWER : Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

16. Why isn't there a clock in the library ?

ANSWER : Because it tocks too much

17. Why did the teacher jump into the pool ?

ANSWER : He wanted to test the water

18. What kind of school do surfers go to ?

ANSWER : Boarding School

19. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school ?

ANSWER : Looking Sharp!

20. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you ?

ANSWER : Pick them up and roll them back!

21. Why was the broom late for school ?

ANSWER : He over-swept

22. Which building has the most stories ?

ANSWER : The library!

23. How many letters are in the alphabet ?

ANSWER : 11: :  T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T

24. How do fish get to school ?

ANSWER : The octobus!

25. Why did the jellybean go to school ?

ANSWER : To become a Smartie!

26. What does your computer do for lunch ?

ANSWER : Has a byte!

27. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary ?

ANSWER : The Thesaurus

28. What did the buffalo say at drop-off ?


29. What does a book do in the winter ?

ANSWER : Puts on a jacket

30. What did the paper say to the pencil ?

ANSWER : Write on!

31. What contest do skunks win at school ?

ANSWER : The smelling bee !

32. Why do calculators make great friends ?

ANSWER : You can always count on them.

33. What school requires you do drop out in order to graduate ?

ANSWER : Skydiving school

34. What should you grow in a school garden ?

ANSWER : Human beans

35. Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane ?

ANSWER : To achieve a higher education

36. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet ?

ANSWER : Because they keep getting lost at C

37. Why do music teachers need a ladder ?

ANSWER : To reach the high notes

38. How do bees get to school ?

ANSWER : On the school buzz

39. Why is history a sweet subject ?

ANSWER : Because it has many dates

40. Why didn't the sun go to college ?

ANSWER : Because it already has many degrees

41. What is the blackboard's favorite drink ?


42. What's a butterfly's favorite subject ?

ANSWER : MOTHematics

43. Who is everyone's best friend at school ?

ANSWER : The princiPAL

44. Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot ?

ANSWER : It's not right

45. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym ?

ANSWER : To stay in shape

46. Which animal cheats on exams ?


47. What are the 10 things teachers can always count on ?

ANSWER : Their fingers

48. How do you make seven an even number ?

ANSWER : By removing the S

49. How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom ?

ANSWER : Her keys were on the piano

50. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast ?

ANSWER : A synonym roll


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