FAVORITE SCHOOL JOKES FOR KIDS
1. What's is a snake's favorite subject in school ?
ANSWER : Hisssssstory
2. Which school supply is king of the classroom ?
ANSWER : A ruler
3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school ?
ANSWER : Because her students were so bright
4. What time would it be if Godzilla came to school ?
ANSWER : Time to run !
5. Whaat is a witch's favorite subject in school ?
ANSWER : Spelling!
6. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water ?
ANSWER : The "C"
7. What's the best place to grow flowers in school ?
ANSWER : In Kindergarden
8. Why did the teacher draw on the window ?
ANSWER : Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
9. What do elves learn in school ?
ANSWER : The elf-a-bet
10. Why did the egg get thrown out of class ?
ANSWER : Because he kept telling yolks
11. Why did the dog do so well in school ?
ANSWER : Because he was the teacher's pet
12. Why are fish so smart ?
ANSWER : Because they live in schools
13. Why do magicians do so well in school ?
ANSWER : They're good at trick questions
14. What do you need to go to high school ?
ANSWER : A Ladder
15. why did the kid eat his homework ?
ANSWER : Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
16. Why isn't there a clock in the library ?
ANSWER : Because it tocks too much
17. Why did the teacher jump into the pool ?
ANSWER : He wanted to test the water
18. What kind of school do surfers go to ?
ANSWER : Boarding School
19. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school ?
ANSWER : Looking Sharp!
20. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you ?
ANSWER : Pick them up and roll them back!
21. Why was the broom late for school ?
ANSWER : He over-swept
22. Which building has the most stories ?
ANSWER : The library!
23. How many letters are in the alphabet ?
ANSWER : 11: : T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
24. How do fish get to school ?
ANSWER : The octobus!
25. Why did the jellybean go to school ?
ANSWER : To become a Smartie!
26. What does your computer do for lunch ?
ANSWER : Has a byte!
27. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary ?
ANSWER : The Thesaurus
28. What did the buffalo say at drop-off ?
ANSWER : Bi-Son
29. What does a book do in the winter ?
ANSWER : Puts on a jacket
30. What did the paper say to the pencil ?
ANSWER : Write on!
31. What contest do skunks win at school ?
ANSWER : The smelling bee !
32. Why do calculators make great friends ?
ANSWER : You can always count on them.
33. What school requires you do drop out in order to graduate ?
ANSWER : Skydiving school
34. What should you grow in a school garden ?
ANSWER : Human beans
35. Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane ?
ANSWER : To achieve a higher education
36. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet ?
ANSWER : Because they keep getting lost at C
37. Why do music teachers need a ladder ?
ANSWER : To reach the high notes
38. How do bees get to school ?
ANSWER : On the school buzz
39. Why is history a sweet subject ?
ANSWER : Because it has many dates
40. Why didn't the sun go to college ?
ANSWER : Because it already has many degrees
41. What is the blackboard's favorite drink ?
ANSWER : Hot CHALKolate
42. What's a butterfly's favorite subject ?
ANSWER : MOTHematics
43. Who is everyone's best friend at school ?
ANSWER : The princiPAL
44. Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot ?
ANSWER : It's not right
45. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym ?
ANSWER : To stay in shape
46. Which animal cheats on exams ?
ANSWER : A CHEATah
47. What are the 10 things teachers can always count on ?
ANSWER : Their fingers
48. How do you make seven an even number ?
ANSWER : By removing the S
49. How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom ?
ANSWER : Her keys were on the piano
50. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast ?
ANSWER : A synonym roll
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