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20 Animal Riddles

1. How to French chefs make you love them ?

Answer: They butter you up !

2. I can break, I can be clogged, I can be attacked, I can be given, I can be kept, I can be crushed, yet I can be whole at the same time. What am I ?

Answer: A heart

3. What do you call two Italian ants ?

Answer: Romance

4. What did the sculpture say to his girl friend ?

Answer: I love you with all of my art

5. What does an owl say to their crush on Valentine's Day ?

Answer: Owl be yours!

6. What's a vampire's lady friend called ?

Answer: His ghoul friend

7. What did the paper clip say to the magnet ?

Answer: I find you very attractive

8. What do the bird couple call one another ?

Answer: Tweet heart

9. What's the most romantic part of the ocean?

Answer: When the "buoy" meets the "gull."

10. What did the rabbit's friends say when they got a Valentine's Day card ?

Answer: "Looks like some bunny loves you!"

11. What did one pig say to the other ?

Answer: Don't go bacon my heart!

12. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date ?

Answer: No, but they had an apple

13. How do you known if you're dating a French chef ?

Answer: They give you a quiche

14. I hurt the most when lost, yet also when not had at all. I'm sometimes the hardest to express, but the easiest to ignore. I can be given to many, or just one. What am I ?

Answer: Love

15. What do snakes give each other when they say goodbye ?

Answer: A little hiss on the cheek

16. Why did the prince fall in love with the girl ?

Answer: She wore a raspberry beret

17. Why did the watermelon and the honeydew have a big wedding ?

Answer: Because they cantaloupe

18. It is mine, but you can only keep it. What is it ?

Answer: My heart

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19. I can make people happy. I can make people cry. I can make people want me, and I can drive people crazy. What am I ?

Answer: Love

20. Why did the notebook marry the pencil ?

Answer: She finally found Mr. Write

21. I am a nine-lettered word and rhyme with perfection; I am yet another name for love. What am I ?

Answer: Affection

22. Why should you avoid falling in love with a pastry chef ?

Answer: They'll only dessert you

23. Why should you never date a tennis player ?

Answer : Because love means nothing to them

24. What has 13 hearts, but no other organs ?

Answer: A deck of cards

25. What can fill a room but takes up no space ?

Answer: Love 

26. Why should you never break up with a soccer player ?

Answer : Because he's probably a keeper

27. I am endless, and once you have me you are bound for life. What am I ?

Answer: Marriage

28. Where do rabbits go after their wedding ?

Answer: On their bunny moon

29. It connects two people, yet it touches only one. What is it ?

Answer: A wedding ring

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30. What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it ?

Answer: A promise

31. What do farmers give on Valentine's Day ?

Answer: Hogs and Kisses

32. Who has married many times, but has always been single ?

Answer: A priest

33. What do you call two young married spiders ?

Answer: Newly Webs

34. When you attend a wedding you will see two of me, but I am not human. What am I ?

Answer: Rings

35. What is the end of eternity ?

Answer: Y!


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