ROMANTIC RIDDLES
1. How to French chefs make you love them ?
Answer: They butter you up !
2. I can break, I can be clogged, I can be attacked, I can be given, I can be kept, I can be crushed, yet I can be whole at the same time. What am I ?
Answer: A heart
3. What do you call two Italian ants ?
Answer: Romance
4. What did the sculpture say to his girl friend ?
Answer: I love you with all of my art
5. What does an owl say to their crush on Valentine’s Day ?
Answer: Owl be yours!
6. What’s a vampire’s lady friend called ?
Answer: His ghoul friend
7. What did the paper clip say to the magnet ?
Answer: I find you very attractive
8. What do the bird couple call one another ?
Answer: Tweet heart
9. What’s the most romantic part of the ocean?
Answer: When the “buoy” meets the “gull.”
10. What did the rabbit’s friends say when they got a Valentine’s Day card ?
Answer: “Looks like some bunny loves you!”
11. What did one pig say to the other ?
Answer: Don’t go bacon my heart!
12. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date ?
Answer: No, but they had an apple
13. How do you known if you’re dating a French chef ?
Answer: They give you a quiche
14. I hurt the most when lost, yet also when not had at all. I’m sometimes the hardest to express, but the easiest to ignore. I can be given to many, or just one. What am I ?
Answer: Love
15. What do snakes give each other when they say goodbye ?
Answer: A little hiss on the cheek
16. Why did the prince fall in love with the girl ?
Answer: She wore a raspberry beret
17. Why did the watermelon and the honeydew have a big wedding ?
Answer: Because they cantaloupe
18. It is mine, but you can only keep it. What is it ?
Answer: My heart
19. I can make people happy. I can make people cry. I can make people want me, and I can drive people crazy. What am I ?
Answer: Love
20. Why did the notebook marry the pencil ?
Answer: She finally found Mr. Write
21. I am a nine-lettered word and rhyme with perfection; I am yet another name for love. What am I ?
Answer: Affection
22. Why should you avoid falling in love with a pastry chef ?
Answer: They’ll only dessert you
23. Why should you never date a tennis player ?
Answer : Because love means nothing to them
24. What has 13 hearts, but no other organs ?
Answer: A deck of cards
25. What can fill a room but takes up no space ?
Answer: Love
26. Why should you never break up with a soccer player ?
Answer : Because he’s probably a keeper
27. I am endless, and once you have me you are bound for life. What am I ?
Answer: Marriage
28. Where do rabbits go after their wedding ?
Answer: On their bunny moon
29. It connects two people, yet it touches only one. What is it ?
Answer: A wedding ring
30. What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it ?
Answer: A promise
31. What do farmers give on Valentine’s Day ?
Answer: Hogs and Kisses
32. Who has married many times, but has always been single ?
Answer: A priest
33. What do you call two young married spiders ?
Answer: Newly Webs
34. When you attend a wedding you will see two of me, but I am not human. What am I ?
Answer: Rings
35. What is the end of eternity ?
Answer: Y!
